Tyler Durden


I am never going thru that door again! Ever!
Oh no don't even think of forcing me. I'll bite you!
I just want to stand here where I belong.
It is much much safer here.

Come on Leman!


I was busy cracking my brain answering the add math work at the Medan Pelajar when I saw Teacher Lin walking towards the Sports House Ranking Board. She was holding a piece of paper in her hand and she started to move the numbers there. It seems the school has finally decided to update the board after such a long time. And the results are:

1st place: Mohd Shah House
2nd place: Idris House
3rd place: Ahmad House
4th place: Sulaiman House

Damn! Sulaiman got last place. It seems like we have to sweat our socks even more guys! Watch out Mohd Shah, Ahmad and Idris! We're going to catch up with you soon! Grr!



This is the crisis I knew had to come,
Destroying the balance I'd kept,
Turning around to the next set of lives,
Wondering what will come next.

-Joy Division's Passover-

Sweet sweet package


While i was hibernating trying to get back all the energy after my awesome trip to subang yesterday. Thank you to Farah, Epool, Chamakh and Diha for taking me to see your "Kampung Halaman" hahahah. I had a great time thanks to you guys. Okey back to the story, I was sleeping soundly when I was woken up by my dad. He woke me up and told me that a package had arrive for me. Finally! the package that I have been waiting for ages has arrive!

So i went downstairs and saw this pos laju box. I ripped the box open and found my sweet sweet LOMO L-CA camera inside. Well for you who didn't know, I bought the camera in Moscow while visiting my sister there. I managed to snap about 7-6 rolls of films before the camera suddenly the camera went berzerg on me. So me and my brother found this guy who knows a shop that can repair the camera. We met him up at lokin a flee market in Ipoh. So he sgreed to help us. Since then I been waiting for the camera to be fix.

My name incorrectly spelled.

A little massage from the fella.

Look out world!

My L-CA is back!

Whats my age again?


A lot of people at school are always taking things to seriously.
They are always saying grow up and be more matured and stuff.
What they don't see is how fun it is to act like normal teenagers.
Bila lagi kita boleh jadi budak-budak wei?
Masa muda-muda la nak buat benda pelik-pelik pon.

They should seriously hear this song:

Blink 182 - Whats my age again?

I took her out 
It was a friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right 

We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV 

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And I'm still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD? 
My friends say I should act my age 
What's my age again? what's my age again? 

But later on
On the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone 

I said I was the cops 
And your husbands in jail
The state looks down on sodomy 

And that's about the time that b*tch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And I'm still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call I.D.?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again? what's my age again? 

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me? 
My friends say I should act my age 
What's my age again? (what's my age again?) 

That's about the time that she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in love
Why would you wish down on me
I never want to act my age
What's my age again? what's my age again? 

What's my age again?


p/s: Epool jgn kutuk lagu aku. Diam sudah.

Earth Hour


This 28th march we are asked to close all of our lights from 8.30pm till 9.30pm in conjunction with Earth Hour. Earth Hour gives you the chance to use your light switch for voting. If you close your lights the you will be voting for Earth. If you leave it open then you are voting for global warming. So? Who are you voting for?



Nak dengar cerita?
Nak tak?
Dengar jelah tak payah bising-bising.

Okey cerita dia macam ni. Satu masa dulu, masa tu 2005 kot. Ada sorang budak ni dia duduk tension buat homework science dia yang tak siap lagi. Mari kita panggil dia A. Kalau nak diikutkan memang takkan siap la sebab lepas tu dah masa science dah. Pastu tengah dia semangat semangat buat tu dengan penuh ketekunan tiba-tiba adala sorang member dia duduk nyayi. Kita panggil dia S. S masa tu tengah menyayi lagu Peterpan. Kalau sedap tak pe la gak. Ni tak suara macam ada kuda terlekat dekat tekak. Cuba korang bayangkan betapa pedihnya telinga A time tu. So A pon sound la S ni, “Woi diam la S, bising la!”. S ni lak jenis tak dengar cakap. Dia pon imitate balik apa yang A cakap dengan nada yang sungguh menyakit hati. So A pon sound la lagi. S pulak imitate balik A sound lagi. S imitate lagi. Ada la kot benda ni ulang-ulang dalam 2-3 minit. So, A ni jadi bengang la. Dia pon bangun dari kerusi and dia pon pegi dekat S. Dia pon tolak la S ni. S pulak bengang sebab hilang macho kena tolak dengan budak saiz lagi kecik dari dia. So dia tolak la A balik. A tak tau kenapa maybe sebab tengah emo time tu kot, dia tiba amek satu pen Kilometrico warna biru pastu dia pegi dekat S. Masa tu S dah mula cuak dah. A pon cucuk S dekat blakang leher dia and then lepas tu dia cucuk lagi tapi kali ni dekat perut lak. S pon terduduk atas kerusi. Tiba-tiba S menjerit, “Arghhh!!!! A tikam aku! Darah! Aku nak mati!”. Time tu semua orang dah start glabah dah. Yela sapa tak glabah kan member kena cucuk sampai darah. Pastu adala member-member si S ni pegi tengok dia. Ada sorang tu kita panggil dia L. Dia cakap “A! Ni kes polis ni!”. A pon mula la cuak nak mampos sebab takut kena buang skolah and kena masuk Henry Gurney. Padahal bukan apa sangat pon luka kecik je. Budak-budak kelas tu pegi bangang bagitau sorang ustad ni. Ustad ni pulak pegi bagitau cikgu kelas A. Lepas hari tu A duduk kena ceramah dengan cikgu kelas dia tentang cara-cara mengawal emosi sampai la habis tahun tu. Mula-mula S taknak tegur A dah. Tapi si A ni dia pandai memujuk dan guna ayat manis-manis yang kalau awek-awek dengar konfem diorang cair. So S dengan A pon jadi kawan la balik. Tapi yang kesian nya A la sebab ustad tu bahan dia sampai skarang.


Amigos para siempre


Tears in my eyes.

Meet Kimal.
Kimal is going to be sent away.
Far far away.
He is being sent away because he stands up for what he believe in.
He is being sent away because he fights for his rights.
He is being sent away because he was being a good elder brother to the juniors.
He is being sent away because he was brave.
He is being sent away because he was being a good friend.
Kimal we love you!
Amigos para siempre!

Please stop picking on my friends one by one.

Apa kata


Koleq Class of 2009,

Since a lot of us now have their own blog, I would like to propose a blog for our batch where you can write articles, up coming event like makan-makan dekat rumah korang ke, birthday parties and so on. We could also use the blog to communicate which each other when some of us smarty pants get to go overseas and stuff. So how about it? What say you? Nak tak?