Ehem, hear me!: Dysentery Fizy

Dysentery Fizy

Posted by Amer 'Arif at 3:08 PM

Went on a car ride with Fizy just now. We were suppose to head to Subang and pick up Kisu at her school and then I would meet up Epool while Fizy berdating. But since both of us are not from Subang getting to Kisu's school was a little bit pening sket. The signboards were very pening and Fizy never listens to me (maybe sebab dia dah ade lesen and aku takde lesen dia ingat dia power la. hahahahaah). So we were sesat all the way to Shah Alam and then Fizy's dad started calling asking where the hell is the car. So we decided to abandoned our plan to Subang and return home. Fizy clearly lacks geographical coordination because he didn't believe me went I told that Rawang is located at the north of KL. So Fizy took a wrong turn and booyah we were at Jalan Duta. So we had to turn back. Everything was going well from there on until we reached toll Rawang were Fizy lost the toll ticket. So we asked the toll attendent if we could go to the side of the road and look for our ticket. Haih. Luckly we found it.

Here are some of our conversation when we were trying to find our way:

number 1
F: Ish sempitnya jalan ni.
A: Ni one way kot.
F: Habis macam mane ni?
A: Sempoi jelah.

number 2
A: Erm apasal macam kenal je tempat ni?
F: Ha? Kau penah sampai ke sini.
A: Penah.
F: Bile?
A: Tadi, kite dah lalu sini.
F: Aduh!

number 3
F: Amer kiri ke kanan ni?
A Erm... erm......
F: Amer!
A: Jaaaap
F: Dah terlepas.

number 4
F: Kite dah keluar toll ni tak boleh blah terus ke?
A: Fizi!
F: What?
A: Keluar-keluar pegi bayar toll tu.
F: Yelah-yelah.

Overall it was a really exciting and funny. Sorry to Kisu and Epool because we coudn't make it. Fizy lain kali dengar cakap aku. Hahahaha